Tuesday, April 27, 2010

gender role confusion

thought experiment: the ratio of straight to gay people is switched

so now straight people probably get discriminated against because they are the minority, and can't get married and belligerent 13-year olds comment on youtube videos with such constructions as "wow this sh1t is soooo str8 y did u even make this"

but also the world population is much smaller because a lot less people are having babies, that means less people in the workforce, which means smaller scale economies, slower technological advancement, etc

in fact, since being heterosexual is socially deviant, the act or notion of conception itself is disgraceful, people have kids in secret, and instead of being stigmatized for being adopted, kids adopted by gay couples are the cool kids on the block because their parents aren't dirty fuckin heteros.

also people are more stylish flamboyant and dramatic

5 comments:

  1. does that mean i lose my dick?

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  2. I'm pretty sure that means that babies would be made in test tubes. Nice thought though.

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  3. wow, way to steal the plot of the off broadway musical "Zanna, Don't!"

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