pice

you know that feeling at a party or gathering when someone who is like socially awkward shows you something absolutely retarded and asks "cool right cool right" and you nod quietly but internally you're retching and vomiting and dying and then you try and get the hell away from him in an attempt to disassociate yourself from him

yeah well this "product" totally epitomizes that feeling

imagine yeah you're pouring yourself a drink minding yr own business appreciating the lo-fi downtempo chill music that's playing in the background or looking at the nice artwork on the wall when your "friend" shows up and asks hey is yr drink cold enough and you're like yeah and he's like nah looks warm to me as if he has synaesthesia and can fucking visually perceive temperatures and all of a sudden pulls out this ice tray with pi ice cubes (pice cubes) and drops some in yr drink and then says don't thank me, thank newton's law of cooling!!! and the only thing you're thinking is jesus christ i hope nobody saw this happen

but the real problem is that we're reinforcing this type of behavior. when you just give a complicit nod you're implying that the guy is right, we have to reconceptualize our strategy, next time this happens to you you have to say "no this is idiotic leave me the fuck alone" and then stuff the pice cubes down his throat

promise you'll say that, i want to hear you say you promise, come on say it out loud