what i am about to unveil will blow yr mind

ok here we go are you sure that you are ready for this

brace yrself

i'm gonna give you a bit of time (you are going to need it trust me)

are you ready

ok good

let me give you a little bit of time for you to recover from the shock

ok you should be able to pick yr jaw up from off the floor at this point

alright you are doubtlessly still in disbelief so i am just going to straight up confirm what you still probably can't believe you just saw

yes that is an argyle towel

give it a moment to sink in here it is again

yes that is argyle printed on fucking terrycloth

the greatest pattern of all time printed on the greatest material of all time god damn this concept alone probably has the potential to be the subject of a thesis on textiles no scratch that two theses, no actually two theses on awesome

whoever designed this is srsly a genius,

i am going to buy a thousand of these and then take a shower and cocoon myself in them and then fall asleep in my damp cozy shelter of argyle towels and when i awaken i will emerge from my soft envelope of greatness and take a breath of air as my smiling teeth glisten in the sunshine and i will radiate positivity and i will realize how terrific it is to be alive